What a fucking waste of an outfit
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
