He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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