Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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