we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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