Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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