Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
if only i could text you this smell
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
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the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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