Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
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i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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