i was rollin on her like bob the builder
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
