Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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