If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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