hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
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I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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