She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Randomize
