He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
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He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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