am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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