apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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