A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
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I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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