So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
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Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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