my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
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Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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