Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
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2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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