The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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