Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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