Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
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I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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