Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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