is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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