We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
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If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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