yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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