you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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