Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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