I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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