im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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