i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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