He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
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