I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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