idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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