when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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