I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
