dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I lost the right to judge tonight
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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