I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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