Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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