We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Randomize
