Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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