Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
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In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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