none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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