Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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