Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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