Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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