the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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