is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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