Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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