it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
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Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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