Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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