Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
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Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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