just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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