I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
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It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
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That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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