trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
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Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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